Gunshot wound? Sounds like a pre-existing condition.

insert Michael Jackson popcorn meme

Where did this slander originate from?

So an AI is actually running the most powerful country on earth.

To paraphrase the inestimable Captain Hector Barbossa: Ye’d best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias, yer in one.

At least AI hasn’t raped kids.

Yes it has made child porn of them, but that’s because sick fucks asked it to.

How about crazies such as myself?

But she’s sleeping peacefully so I smile and close the door quietly hoping she’ll wake up feeling refreshed and well-rested.

You guys really want to do Vietnam all over again, don’t you?

Ah, the religion of peace!

Well, it’s the economy they voted for…

Beer. When I was in school a pint of domestic was $5. It’s around $10 now.

I finished Grade 8 in 2000. Naturally our theme was Anthem for the Year 2000 by Silverchair.

Can’t remember what the one for my highschool graduation was though. Could’ve been Sandstorm by Darude. That song was seemingly everywhere.

Cooking. I truly enjoy it.

Don’t get to do it that often though. My family hates my cooking.

Ah, the old Radiation King!

What? Go live amongst Jews? Are you mad?

/S

Um, we Canadians have been saying that for a while now. And in both official languages!

Isn’t AI the only thing propping up the American economy?

Are we allowed to club Nazis as well?

Unfortunately, natural stupidity is not a fleeting resource in this world of ours.

And here I am using the same fridge that’s been going since before the end of the Cold War.