• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I think this bears repeating.

    We will make you forget Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. The insurrection will be continent wide and we will just walk over the border and start looting weapons.

    We are tougher than anyone thinks and can survive just fine pretending to be homeless or just in your woods or in a looted home.

    We will live among you indistinguishable until something good to blow up comes along, or an American needs tied to a tree with their dick in their mouth.

    You’ll never feel safe. You’ll never be safe.

    Promise.

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      1 year ago

      Just a reminder to non-canadians that a core part of Canadian identity has always been not being American. It’s a quasi-colonized pov. Make it real and it will be life-or-death for many many folk.

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        1 year ago

        Yep, I frequently hear people bitching about the state of things in Canada and someone almost always follows up with “eh it could be worse, at least we’re not murican”

        Fuck murica.

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        1 year ago

        We’re not always great a describing who we are, but we sure as fuck know who we are not.

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      1 year ago

      I think that we Canadians would be more than happy to add to the Geneva checklist should it come to this.

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      1 year ago

      Hopefully the Canadians will team up with blue states and we can fight any war he tries inflicting on Canada. I am moving from Texas if we ever invade Canada, most likely Washington

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        1 year ago

        dont worry, the Police , Red State Military, and Private Militias will already have arrested , put a gun to the head of, or straight up killed any potential blue state rebel figureheads before they make a move like invading Canada or Mexico.

        this is black and white, a Fascist coup that has taken over America.

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      1 year ago

      Hey, just a lone Canuck on a 10 state fire season careless smoking tour of the wests national forests oughta do it. People forget that we’re largely upwind.

      And upstream, but that’s a whole other level of sabotage.

    • CircaV@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Not to mention we are FINE with snow, cold and winter. That’s shorts & t shirt weather for us. Pussy Americans can suck balls.