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Idiocracy was a documentary

Anyone who uses these gloves needs to be tried as a war criminal

Get that bleach inhaler ready!

That sounds eerily reminiscent of a certain American regime in power

You’ve gotta tell us more about this cult

I used to be in one

Flour tortillas are a sin

Not nearly. I had to put down my dog recently, unfortunately and can share how it went.

I’ll start by saying it was time. She was over 15 years old, blind, and disabled. But rest assured that she had a very rich life full of friends and travel. We did everything we could to give her the best life we could afford.

The vet warned my partner and I about how quickly it takes effect. The first thing they did was put in an IV catheter, which was probably the most discomfort she faced. But she was getting spoiled during it. After that it was two shots. The first one made her let out a deep yawn and knocked her out asleep. The second one ensured she never woke up from it, effectively an overdose. She knew the vet well, so from her perspective it was some discomfort followed by a nap.

I miss her every day 💔

She also warned them that she had a medical condition that made them ineffective. Unfortunately, the pigs who sign up to administer those drugs are in it for the pain and misery.

It originally started as a religious practice then became codified into law

Thievery Corporation is absolutely fantastic live, as is Wax Tailor. Grandson had the best recent moshpit, I caught him after he jumped down from the rafters lmao

Don’t think of 2026 as the warmest summer of the last 200 years, think of it as the coldest summer of the next 200

I’m still convinced leaded fuel is partially responsible for the brain damage that contributed to modern conservatism

So progressive! He’s helping us cut back on fossil fuels by making it so prohibitively expensive that no one can afford to drive any more!

/s

That’s why they’re racing to build bunkers and sniper drone nests before people realize that it’s that time again

It’s literally in the first amendment. You don’t have to look far. Yes, believe it or not there’s an amendment before the second.

Leisure walking, either urban or through nature. Though it destroys shoes

…autopsy concludes Fortune was dead days before body discovered in tree

That’s arguably worse

I await the day we’re arguing over how to best shut down whatever fucking rogue AI was invented

Almost every issue I have right now goes back to billionaires, fascism, or capitalism. The last two years have been the most difficult of my life so far, and literally existential. I just nearly avoided statelessness and now I can’t legally work following a layoff, so I’ve been living off of savings