Order #2319, coming right up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QOya9-lwQk (alternative: Nadeko instance or Invidious selector)

I heard they had to cancel all their rap classes.

Our supply levels are fine but jail anyone who says they’re not because that’s a secret and we can’t let everyone know. Got it.

Hacksaw Hero takes down another post!

Fat-cats out there with their pot lids and I’m just happy mine has a handle.

Maybe the speaker should have had something more interesting to say, did they ever think about that?

Article?

Are we finally going to take SCADA security seriously now or will it take more of these events?

Beelzebibi?

The saga corntinues.

Was that meant for this post, by any chance?

As long as it doesn’t need to produce anything but joy, dogs.

You could open a whole restaurant chain with those.

If Poland decides to roll up on Russia with their shiny new tanks (properly supported by crunchies and assorted air assets) without pushing the Article 5 button, gonna have to see if they’ve got a foreign legion. I don’t know Polish unless we’re talking about making boots shiny so that could be a challenge but not an insurmountable one.

Twist the flush handle like it’s the throttle on a motorcycle and pretend the sound of rushing water is the growl of your bike’s engine.

Free pony on signup.

Who?

You’re allowed to say pedophile/pedophilic. It’s not a slur, it’s a description. The asterisk thing is just goofy.

I’d start by recovering from the massive head trauma that leads you to believe voting is ineffective. Who benefits from your acceptance of that flavor of bullshit? Voter apathy is a tool used by regressives to dig in their heels and keep from being dragged out of their fantasy of the past.