I’d still do the abdomen-pressing in the interest of showmanship but in my experience, it’s much easier to stuff a solved cube up there ahead of time. Lets you focus on the crowd work instead of cube state.

Just another isolated incident like all the others.

It’d be redundant and repetitive.

Less expensive than doing the false flag thing.

Keep an eye out for another spice-related pun opportunity, your thyme will come.

Unbayleafable.

In a marginally better timeline, it’d be parked off their coast for other reasons.

Yeah, still in the sudo stage.

The popcorn has been Saddamized.

Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon…

Always worth pointing out that his Urist McNormalguy pseudonym is as much of a lie as everything else dribbling out of his mouth.

Nobody’s going to pay for his sofa slop if they know from whom it came.

Gives me an idea for a heist thriller action thing though: get a small team together to burgle the baby batter bank where their organization’s target had made a deposit. The jacked jizz jar is then used to frame their target for some heinous crimes and more plot happens.

Team leader could either be a career criminal doing their One Last Job™ or undercover type sent in to foil the plan. Conflict kicks off after the ejaculatory evidence is planted: one of their teammates was actually working against them and swapped it out for a sample from the team leader.

Next Summer:

Wet Work
^{Come Running}

Siphon off the 10B from BoArD oF pEaCe and they’ll only need another 90. Easy enough, you could find that between the couch cushions. I’d avoid the one in the VP’s office though.

Guess that seals it. General Caine just told President Bonespurs that he’s on track to accomplish his goal.

Where there’s a drill, there’s a way. Build the future you want to live in.

Might makes rights vanish.

Over at the 'Bate & Tackle Fishmongery? Heard they make good coleslaw.

This makes more sense if she’s trying to gauge the public response to a cannibalism story before some damning Trumpstein evidence on the topic is released.

Do they paint little baby silhouettes on the side of The Kirya or just use tally marks?

It’s that or the shirt with a syrup spot that’s always at least a little sticky no matter how many times you wash it (and somehow never in the same exact place so don’t bother trying to get used to it). Rather back-stroke my way through a mile of tangled concertina wire.

All I can say is that I wish the killer well (as in “hope he gets thrown down a”).