You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.

Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.

Got it, will just have to reduce my arsenic intake from other sources to balance it out.

Nobody shatter OP’s innocence with what “eating some hot dogs” means, please.

Are you sure he’s not a real lawyer too? I think I saw him in court a few years back.

This couldn’t possibly backfire!

-Some idiot, probably.

Trump was missed though, remember? He turned his head.

Horses.

And he’s three inches.

On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn’t really narrow it down though.

A place with lots of suspicious bath-drownings if a baby had the misfortune of being born a girl during the one child policy.

I like your thinking, reminds me of some posts laying out a scenario from mid-2022 where Ukraine does a totally legitimate attack on Poland, Poland does a totally legitimate counterattack on Ukraine and immediately takes all of its territory. Russkies either slink away with their stolen washing machines or get article fived out of existence.

Pretty sure it was from !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works though, I don’t know if NATO’s top strategists are subscribers.

The one time he’s happy with the size of his hands is when they’re gripping his flaccid, withered member and making it look big (or bigger, anyway) by comparison.

His head is exactly like what you’d get if you crossed an incandescent lightbulb with a massive pile of shit.

These guys are going to get so many autographs.

Luckily, that was just the decoy pipe. Real one’s buried underneath.

Have you considered pretending to also be a TV and seducing it?

Given the current administration, that’s not something I’m taking as a rock-solid iron-clad guarantee. Well-paid lawyers can do great and terrible things.

…after a Vatican investigation determined he sexually molested adults…

Well, it’s bad and he’s a piece of shit for doing it but at least they’re not-

…and children…

Oh, of course, there it is. I wish there was a hell for this guy to rot in but I’ll just have to settle for him being dead and gone instead.

If we’re not going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and move on. If we are going to ban it, we should stop talking about it and do it. We do ourselves no favors by keeping it in the spotlight. It’d probably be tough for a ban to survive a challenge on First Amendment grounds (maybe following the example of Lamont v. Postmaster General, 381 U.S. 301 (1965)) but we live in stupid times so it’s not guaranteed.

As for our home-grown (or imported, in certain notable cases) technological Peeping Toms, at least there’s a chance that they could be held accountable. It’d rely on people in power actually growing a pair and giving a fraction of a fuck about their constituents so I’m not holding my breath but they’re not as out of reach as a Beijing bug factory.

Can we just ban that brainrot spyware app already so I don’t have to see it in the news anymore?

Inb4 “hurr durr whatabout muh facebookstagrams?”, not a fan of that trash either but it’s a different threat.