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Absaroka@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Even his doctors are full of it

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Even his doctors are full of it

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Absaroka@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • rtxn@lemmy.world
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    Those are two different measurements.

    He’s six feet tall.

    And he’s three inches.

    • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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      And he’s three inches.

      On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn’t really narrow it down though.

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      I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as “ol’ three inches two minutes”.

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    This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

    Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

    Ain’t no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off

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      At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.

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    How fucking terrible of a person do you have to be to continuously lie about something so trivial and easily proven.

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      It’s more being insecure. He might try to act all tough, but he’s really soft or he wouldn’t care. And wouldn’t get so reactionary/easily triggered.

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        Soft sack of shit

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      Malignant narcissist out of ten

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    doctors’ always measure my weight, but just take my word for height

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      Same. I can’t recall any of my doctors ever measuring my height. The police and RCMP however… both kept pretty good records of my teenage growth years.

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        My doctor’s office measured my height along with my weight last year. First time I remember since I’ve been an adult. I’m an old white woman and apparently I’ve lost an inch.

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          Maybe it was just cold in the office. Happens to the best of us.

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            Cute joke, but more likely osteoporosis, preceded by childbearing. Pregnancy hormones make tendons in general soften/stretch, in order for the pelvis to let the head through. I had C-sections, but my feet spread out and apparently the rest of my bones sagged a bit too. And now I’m getting thinner vertebrae.

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              My wife lost an inch, then had to have a vertebrae fused in her neck and she got the inch back.

              Pissed off my daughter as she had just outgrown my wife, only for my wife to pass her and force her to do it again.

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      They measured my height the last few times I was in for a physical.

      I think it’s because I’ve reached the age where they want to see if I’ve started to shrink.

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      Mine uses the most recent height measurement that they took and check every few years. They check weight regularly though.

      Driver’s licence office takes whatever I tell them. Last tien I told them I was losing weight and they used my target weight. Might be accurate at some point before it expires in a few years!

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    Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

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    maybe he was 6’3" in the 80s and has been in denial since

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Look at my traitor of a governor with the monarchist tyrant.

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    When has his doctors not been full of it.

    Trump draft dodging

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      How do we know her height is correct? Why assume one wouldn’t lie if all the others do?

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      Looks like her shoes are 1-2” heels here too… so I’m not sure how far off this would make everyone?

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    Also, Melania wishing for just any other powerful guy.

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    That’s because his 6 foot 3 inch is metric while Newsoms is in imperial

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    Why is this giving clown wearing a hat with a suit?

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      Keeps the comb-over from blowing out of place in the wind.

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    See? Same hight.

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    Who cares though?

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      Lying liars shouldn’t be running countries, especialy when they are petty, boldfaced lies that show how insecure they are.

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        Since the 80s we’ve known he’s a fucking liar. This is just boring and irrelevant

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      He does. That’s why it’s fun to point out that it’s wrong.

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        Touché

    • Absaroka@lemmy.worldOP
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      then why lie about your height, weight and health?

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        Because they’re fucking liars. Pretty simple

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