Why are they so bad at this? This isn’t rocket science…

A child could do this.

As an American, I’m always envious of other countries that have them.

We just have a puppet show filled with moldy old fascists and enablers (with less than a half dozen exceptions).

Yeah, no kids or adults ever like this sort of thing. It definitely isn’t mainstream and wildly popular.

Nipple tassels are good for men and women alike!

Is it manly to refer to your nips as titties if you’re a guy? Ah, fuck it. I’m in.

Yeah same here… Lived here my whole life and I’ve never seen a single stray dog.

What he fuck is going on in Stockton right now?

Pokemon is so stupid these days, guys.

In the stores I shop in, there’s a little fake thunder before all the misters start. It’s pretty cool.

Stew-Broth is a charlatan, and you know it!

Chowatrist here, I can affirm that this seems totally accurate.

History is so cool, guys. Thanks for sharing!

That kid will be born someday and see this image of their parents.

I hope they see it early. It’s best to know your parents are shit as soon as possible.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

I still remember am entire news cycle about him wearing a tan suite.

Meanwhile, in 2026: https://youtu.be/ZaZPiwxPqO4

I don’t get it. Why is it weird to find Elon Musk in his own house?

That’s fair. I respect that.

It’s cause they want what they want.

We get it. We know what we got over here.

Yup. Minimum wage people would not care.

It’ll just get in the way of everything you do, including that. A small price to pay for not needing to bend your wrist slightly to view the time!