Angry_Autist (he/him)

It’s so easy bc there’s only dozens of them

Every thread on lemmy is dead

We haven’t had democracy since the Dimpled Chad incident

It hurt to learn this

To be fair a lot of us had to get the ol’ melon repaired to one degree or another

That’s why nature saw fit to use the strongest shape to protect the most important organ

I think it’s hard for both in different ways but let’s never discount which gender by a large margin leads the suicide count

Being a boy is lonely in ways girls will never know

Being a girl is stressful in ways boys will never know

Boys can handle the kinds of stresses that overwhelm girls, in a way that’s why we are here

On the other hand, I’ve almost never met a girl who when exposed to just how needy we are on the inside doesn’t respond with at least slight disgust. Only twice have I ever seen true compassion and even then the experience was harrowing for them.

I think that’s a normal thing to think if you are a guy that physics glitched on.

I think it’s a normal thing to think if you are really a girl that physics glitched on.

Grew up semi-rural south and same thing but my parents took me to see The Birdhouse for some reason (I was 14) and I was like “OH!”

Not gay myself, but thankfully I did not grow up to be the bigoted person my parents wanted me to be.

Not even sure how that would work with the different sizes we had in my family

It’s not super uncommon

My hypothesis: evolution keeping our ancestors from staring at the sun till blindness

We had 3 breadmakers. 2 were in new in box for multiple years

Why hadn’t they chosen like cabbage patch kids or game consoles

NOOOO they had to hoard kitchen counter appliances.

My dad is 80+, has a pristine vitamax blender in box but still uses a crappy one he got at a thrift store because he wants to get as much out of his investment as possible

When you yawn sometimes you hear a little clicking noise in your ear canals, it’s earwax coming into contact briefly and separating, you can do it voluntarily similar to rumbling but I need to open my jaw a little for that effect

Rumble and clicks are separate, but the yawn activates all of those muscles so you get them together

It’s easiest to just rumble, but I need to open my jaw a little to click

It’s more that most people don’t figure out how to tense those muscles independantly of the rest of the neck

Fellow rumbler rejoice!

As I kid I thought it activated some kind of telekinetic or telepathic power so i’d keep doing it and gesturing at ping pong balls or candle flames

So sad to learn that it has nothing to do with psychic powers

I know the shape of this pain, my heart goes out to you.

For me it’s visual, I have to do a lot of inspecting before I am comfortable eating

Also: aphantasia

You have no idea how pissed I was to find out all of you had a fucking superpower, would have been nice to learn this before I wasted 3 years at graphic design

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As a kid I kept asking librarians why libraries were so empty of people if they had so many books and it took me years to understand the sadness in her shrug.