It’s hard to stop spies when your supreme leader opens the door for them.

Those are turtles!

All villagers everywhere eventually stopped dealing with the boy who cried wolf. /s

Hemlock. BOOM! Cheated the hangman and had the last laugh! Edit: Oops. This was a clever way to escape my fate and is not part of the game. In that case, a Burger King Veal Parmigiana sandwich from the 1980’s.

Short guy Napoleoning…nothing to see here.

That preacher is the prince of lies! /s

I guess we are getting set up for the “good versus evil” part of the world’s development. Everybody’s drawing lines.

“How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?” “Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my mother…I MEAN THE LADDER!!”.

When everything collapses, people who own multiple DVD players will be the new tech bros. /s

Is trump planning two arches now?

My uncle used to be an editor of a small town newspaper back in the 70’s. As kids visiting, he would make us little metal pieces with our names printed backwards, We’d press them in an ink pad and our names would appear correctly when pressed onto a piece of paper. Those little metal pieces he produced for the local news were all backwards as well and placed in a specific way so the printing press would produce the newspaper. I always thought placing those metal pieces in the correct order to produce a newspaper was typesetting.

If you discover more please let us know. This retelling was better than a lot of movies I’ve seen lately. All the best.

Alternate headline: “The World’s Carmakers Have Become Too Fat And Bloated To Compete With China”.

• I’ve Been Working On The Railroad.
• There was an Old Man Named Michael Finnegan.

It’s deja vu all over again.

If he did it illegally, can he be sued somehow? Or, no matter what, it’s all taxpayers money? An arch, a ballroom, his name everywhere, his face everywhere, gilt everywhere…holy shit…I only ever saw this happening on a badly written 87 minute comedy movie.

Exactly. That’s where trump wrecked it for his own country. Doing business with a rip-off artist is a fool’s game.

Being aware of your unwanted behaviour is the first step towards modifying it. Good luck!

I heard that Stefan Meuller is currently overseeing the design of a new government “uniform”.

Being stuck with the F35s sucks but good on Canada for standing up to their deals and not wriggling out of them.