Ignotum

You fool!
While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
Once the bitcoin transfer completes she’ll get on a plane to come and visit me
You lose 😎

Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?

Four*

Damn i haven’t watered my airfryer once since i got it, poor thing

Would you rather.
a) get one trillion dollars.
b) get to sit in on one of those meetings.

My pleading never gets me to the 2nd, let alone the 5th base

It’s a common misconception that pee is stored in the balls,
The balls are actually for storing microplastics

That’s basically how it went for me as well, though I reinstalled windows like 3 times after an automatic update bricked the computer, before I gave up and went full linux

🎶If you don’t want into the debt hole🎶

Don’t do that. Go back to what you were doing WHILE it’s ringing, don’t let your time go to waste

“can i get your number?”
3 days later
“No YOU’RE stupid!”

Yes it is, carcinisation has struck again

Clever, he hid his shit fetish inside his shit take

Regular porn, they know better than to ban the furry stuff, the entire IT sector would strike and bring the nation to its knees

The Florida has metastasized, i’m afraid is terminal

You have become stronger than they could ever have imagined

Hi dead i’m
Opens envelope
NOT the father!

And before you say it, yes i do mean 98!, as in 9e152

Too young and inexperienced, a president should be at least 98!

Sadly the autopilot was designed by Tesla

World suddenly steers into oncoming traffic