LIGMA!!!

Actually, people who answer the phone, hear a machine say it wants you to take a survey, and bother answering it… Dems some ooooooold people

If cool is gas and cringe is solid, what’s liquid?

Screw that, pirate bay here I come!

Fugly fuck

I know I’m not supposed to use the R word as it’s derogatory but for fucks sake, it’s literally the only word that describes this

*Edit: spelling

As if that wasn’t already in progress

Make them broke and offer to buy the land from under them

But they ARE capable of misery, and that my friend is worth something

When that population crashes and burns over the next 50 years it’s gonna be a hell of a thing to hear about

It’s amazing how even a handicapped cat still knows it’s the best cat that ever existed

The peace deal would have been trash anyway. Now Trump continues to look like a dip-shiit, and Ukraine keeps it’s mineral wealth… Still gotta win tho

Oh no, they just don’t trust anyone who doesn’t think like them. They count on being able to read other folks for being bastards but empathetic people are unpredictable in that they don’t always choose what’s beneficial. Hell sometimes they literally inconvenience themselves! Why would they do that? It makes no sense!? How can they dominate the markets if they’re just…giving shit away for free?

We’re gonna tank pretty hard once everyone stops buying all our tanks and planes

Lol gross

Future is terrifying, none the less, we ain’t all the worst

Your better off where you are

BRUH!

He has the memory of a cod and the backbone of a slug, this is all bluster and he’ll cave the moment anyone he knows tells him otherwise.

Strongman my ass

Hang on, I’m probably crazy but Im seeing a trend here… Are they hoping for another 9/11? Cuz I could totally see them trying for another 9/11. TSA ain’t even that effective so it’s not really about them existing or not, but more about the idea, that it could happen again