Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.
This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.
This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something
That’s what my parents did growing up. They didn’t have a refrigerator and when they got one, it was super small.
when i rode transit every day to work, that’s exactly what i used to do. i’d just stop on the way home, then pick up the next bus going my way.
I shop once a week, and get everything I need for the week. One trip, twenty minutes in and out. No processed packaged foods, mostly fresh and frozen vegetables, fruit, and organic chicken (no antibiotics). Zero food waste, because even fresh vegetables will survive a week in the fridge. On the last day before shopping day, my fridge is virtually empty.
I don’t like shopping, so I made it as efficient as I could.
Yeah that works. Especially because you could do it once a week at a farmer’s market and get the really good stuff. I was doing that for a while.
what movie is this?
I thought “Poltergeist” but I may be wrong.
Poltergeist.
People have said the title, but fun fact those are real skeletons not prop replicas
Why does this look like Leslie Nielsen doing an impression of the main guy from The A-Team, while cosplaying as Ric Flair?
Let’s be real, if you haven’t watched Eastbound and Down, it’s worth it just for Stevie.
100 guesses and I would not have guessed Will Farrell. I did not recognize him at all. Even now that you point it out, it’s borderline. Granted I didn’t see the video with audio. I saw the video while I was in a public space, and since I’m not an asshole, and since I had no headphones, I just watched it on mute. Still only BARELY see that as Will Farrel.
Like someone else could come along, and troll me, and tell me you’re trolling me, and that it’s NOT Will Farrell, and I’d probably think they were telling the truth. That’s like Tim Curry levels of acting disguise.
I feel like the fridge thinks people can’t change
Its your fault for getting those sloppy plums.
The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho’!
Fuck avocados and their 15-minute ripeness window.
But are there any leftovers of sloppy steaks?
gotta get them REAL sloppy!
I bought these plums for you, past me! The fuck?
Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.
I started a compost and freeze all my meat till use. Goodbye, guilt! Those plums are bettering my soil now! I’m stealing south america’s water and nutrients!
- I have eaten
- the plums
- that were in
- the icebox
- and which
- you were probably
- saving
- for breakfast
- Forgive me
- they were delicious
- so sweet
- and so cold
(This Is Just To Say, William Carlos Williams)
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in your regionSo succinct, so poetic.
oops! Sorry. It’s a recent (well, compared to the original) parody/homage/whatever of the poem:
- This is just to say
- I have eaten
- the rich
- that were at
- the golf club
- and which
- you were probably
- saving
- for class war
- Forgive me
- they were delicious
- so white
- and so old
It was posted on Twitter by “your friend Helen” (@hels) many years back. I assume they were the author but I really don’t know.
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg…“I used to be a real piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too.” /s
yup. here, too.
first thing in my head reading the post title was ‘…still am, but i used to be, too’
People can change.
Yeah, but you won’t. Plum genocidist.
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Literally have a few oranges in the way back that have been in there for months.
If oranges could stink, my fridge would probably stink.
For me it’s the limes. They always look fine in there for months but when I grab one the underside looks like Chthulu’s butthole.
Its easier to just eat crackers.
I’m worried that the baby thinks people can’t change.
