Yeh cheers mate

Ah ok yeh nah never seen it

We’re talk’n bout’ pee pees yeh?

…omg the phone’s weight on the scales

Lol dont take what i said literally mate

…im assuming your luggage is pretty heavy lol

Dunno what lb is mate lol

Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height

Oi bruv i aint gonna tolerate any shots fired at baked beans yeah?

yes daddy

I checked so many times for that before posting lol

Lol it was basically a “trade” in the carpark with some higher ups and someone ratted. Turns out all they cared about was “how compromised you were”. Once they investigated and found it was just one person who “witnessed” and reported it, everything was over in a few days.

yeah, but you can’t prove i DIDN’T do that

Oof i’ve walked into this before. Worked for one of the Big 4 banks in Australia. They start with “How was your morning? Good? Excellent opens folder now lets talk about the drugs in the carpark”. Can’t believe i survived that lol

my Remember Me box has dementia :(

You cant prove i didnt own all of em: think the smrartest

Yeah but how was the data collected? At bars and pubs? The cost of alcohol has always been pricey but its been very expensive for gen z. We had pre-drinks before going out and then didnt spend much at the pub coz we were already on a few things. Im in my 30s now and i still do predrinks before going somewhere or i just dont drink coz im not paying $20 for a shot of gin with some tonic water

god i hate linkedin