Didn’t expect to be jump scared by the abandoned Staten Island shoprite that was used as a set for the fallout TV show on here
Frys electronics is a good bet too they’re a more recent shutdown that might be more relevant than a blockbuster or toys r us
Me: I was a regional manager of Toys R Us between 1995 and 2008.
Interviewer: It says here on your resume you were born in 1999, and you moved to Australia in 201x.
Me: ummmmm
“They made a lot of strange decisions before they shut down”
Toys R us s still exists though
I went to a Radio Shack a few years back. They still exist as well
Funny enough I saw one at my local mall the other day. Had to do a double take cause the giraffe plushies they had looked familiar
The brand exists, but it’s not the same company.
That’s why my CV looks so strong:
Director of Internal Audit; Enron Corp. (1998-2001)
Senior Vice President for Risk Management; Lehman Brothers (2002-2008)
Edit: for all the recruiters reaching out, I’m not interested. I’m currently Managing Director for Growth (Europe) at Tesla, and expecting to get a huge bonus after our Q4 2025 sales numbers are final.
I just now realized: someone has the most cursed resume on LinkedIn. I’d expect something in line with this.
Didn’t you also help found that FTX crypto exchange a few years ago too?
Weren’t you also the Lead Safety Engineer at OceanGate for a while?
No, that was at Boeing.
Head of security, Wold Trade Centre, NY, 1995-2001.
I see from your resume that you’re good at looking the other way while we make billions. You’re hired.
PLEASE
I see you left that short stint at WorldCom off your resume.
“So tell me, is it a coincidence that all the companies you worked for went bankrupt?”
That’s why you have to keep it modest at ‘regional manager’, significant enough to be useful looking, insignificant enough so you can’t possibly be to blame for the downfall of the company.
“I tried to save them but… they didn’t listen”
As someone who was a “store manager” at a franchise with only 2 employees (including myself) this is kinda real. I left in 2012 because even in my early 20s I could see the direction things were going because of corporate mismanagement.
Does toys r us not exist anymore?
Imagine this guy just woke up from a 30 year nap in a cryotube in a desert wasteland
Boy do I have some bad news for you
I’ve been to a toys r us in the last 30 years 🤔
Wonder when they closed then. I don’t actually spend that much time in the united states.
Nah, it’s fine. We have TikTok.
Drove by one this morning so they probably just pulled out of a region or something.
So last year? That’s not too long ago and here I am being called old by others…
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no one is hiring someone solely based upon your experience of working at any of those locations … Ever.
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Nearly every HR (realistically any job that earns over 65k a year) have systems like TheWorkNumber, ADP, Credit Bureaus to get your employment records.
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If you done fucked up, they can request tax records and I can guarantee you that all those businesses you listed very much have their tax records available from the IRS.
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This idea worked like 10 years ago… Even shitty HR have figured this out by now.
I disagree. Countless companies won’t check this. Sure, Google or Amazon will… But you underestimate the collective incompetence of businesses in the US.
Ah, but what if you live in a non English speaking country?
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I was a manager at a RadioShack. And it was a franchise, so it’s even less verifiable (I think). Not a regional manager though. Oh, I mean, I was a district manager.
RadioShack is still around. Not sure how good it is.
Interestingly, it started as a mail order business in the 1920s, switched to retail stores in the 1960s, and then in 2017 it switched back to an online only / mail delivery business.
You cant prove i didnt own all of em: think the smrartest
Uhhhhh, that just means you’re a terrible businessman, who ran a long standing major chain into the ground.
yeah, but you can’t prove i DIDN’T do that
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