i dunno which it cycled through last…

“party of your lifetime” in my ass

or

“the great despair” in my ass.

both from wf1999 ost

“american dictator wannabe, go fuck yourself”

“tada.wav” as the startup sound for win3 was the best.

“hey lookie here, i actually booted up without a config.sys error… tada!!!”

where ‘both sides’ probably means the maga nutcases and the more extreme farther-to-the-right nutcases.

it’s easier to run the bots from the inside, ain’t it, muskrat?

any ‘business leader’ who ever had any confidence in him in the first place is just as fucking stupid as the spray-painted moron in a diaper.

i don’t change the power levels, but i have a couple routers (one at home, one at the office) that i’ve disconnected the (external) antennas to reduce their reach. they’re only needed occasionally, and only in the rooms they’re located in. the signal that’s left is enough.

and then there’s a few films like robert rodriguez’ we can be heroes, which has only his studio card at the very beginning and a title card two and a half minutes in. that’s it. no opening theme, no opening credits at all, nothing. just movie. i kinda like it, actually.

i used to love going to kmart back then. close parking. easy in-and-out. no lines and no big crowds, not even friday after thanksgiving or christmas eve.

“…the Bombs bursting in air”

did you see the bit where the diaper-in-chief recognized Taiwan as a separate country?

there is a wikipedia article. they are a ‘territory’. they took a list of countries and territories, added basic trade data for each, and then they copy/pasted simple formulas down a couple of columns. the whole thing was probably concocted in notepad and excel in half an hour.

penguins like cheetos. i remember that uh… ‘documentary’. we should send 'em a big giant fat one. no charge. just to say ‘sorry’ for imposing the unfair tariffs on their trade.

“career” workers are more likely to be dedicated to their job, and less ‘loyal’ to whoever the current resident of 1600 penn ave is. gotta get rid of any potential ‘problems’ before the revolt starts from within.

the exporter need not be based in the origin (‘tariffed’) country to have their goods taxed on import.

funneling profits to overseas subsidiaries to lower a corporation’s overall tax burden is a different issue.

how about not buying russian oil in the first place.

if you’ve not ever updated the firmware of the printer, it might just be a faulty third-party cartridge. try another.

if the one you’re having difficulty with was a recent purchase, ask the vendor for a swap. the good ones will happily send another.

so this is how the russo-sino-yankee union begins.

friends don’t let friends microwave pizza rolls.

i cast BSOD