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Emerald@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago

Do it

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Emerald@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 days ago
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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    Who will save the princess now?

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That must be either a very small princess or a very large ass.

      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world
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        Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂

  • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

  • thesaddreamer@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t stop believing in my ass

    • kraftpudding@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      Hold on to that feeling

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    25 days ago

    Welcome to the Jungle in my ass

  • ryanvade@lemmy.world
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    25 days ago

    Ummm, not sure about this one

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      That’s some friend.

  • Skjolle@lemmy.ca
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    The Dragonborn Comes in my ass

    Apparently I’m now in my experimental phase?

  • enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    “Two Trucks in my ass.”

  • Emerald@lemmy.worldOP
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    Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”

  • HereIAm@lemmy.world
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    Banana, Melon, Kiwi & Lemon in my ass 😐

  • 127_0_0_0@lemmy.world
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    Rasputin in my ass

  • Nalivai@lemmy.world
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    I need to get home quickly

  • toofpic@lemmy.world
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    Ok. Guys. You know, it’s tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
    None shall pass in my ass.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Crazy good remix from a crazy good album.

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    “Castles Made of Sand in my ass”

    Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

  • LoonyTrix@lemmy.world
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    Welcome to the jungle … in my ass…

  • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works
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    In The End In My Ass

    I pressed so hard, and got to fart 🎶

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