>be a sickly little peasant
>designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth
>they pay me pennies
>musket ball goes through my chest
>imgonnafuckingdie.pcx
>a stranger grabs the letter I'm clutching in my hand
>tell them my dying wish is that they read it to me so I would know I died for something important
>they open the envelope and show it to me
>it's fucking loss.jpg

Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

A nice fella totally unrelated to your progenitor

Why does Mart have to die?

No, no. It’s german for “The Mart The”

side eyes walmart nervously

Let me rephrase:

I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.

This post reminded me of this.

Also, lemmy . worf

I know GH bad and all that, but there’s https://guthib.com/

Edit: apparently I misremembered and it doesn’t redirect you

I’m not sure what the third sentence means. Some context pls?

A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.

I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Is that client-specific? I bounce between Voyager and Jerboa for reasons. Voyager has user tags, and I have some people tagged as “Fave” there, but I can’t find that in Jerboa.

I rarely use the web interface, and haven’t looked there.

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It’s ok Dale

If GH can stand for P as in hiccough, OUGH can stand for O as in dough, PHTH can stand for T as in phthisis, EIGH can stand for A as in neighbor, TTE can stand for T as in gazette, and EAU can stand for O as in plateau, then you could write “potato” as “ghoughphtheightteeau”.

No…! Not the pineapple under the sea! 😭

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Just to clarify, I’m not British.

But what @I_Fart_Glitter said.

He’s burning in hell. I’m savoring a delicious onion sandwich in celebration. What could be better?