You can hang on to the penis of someone who’s climbing.
Thanks for assuming it’s a handful
I know it’s shitposting, but even if we accept the idea that God would be interested by what you do with your own body when you’re alone, isn’t the whole point of the Bible that you don’t have to climb to go to heaven, but accept God’s grace?
I.don’t understand evangelicalism.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Yes, I agree. I meant the point about heaven 🙂.
Some would even argue that the point isn’t to accept god’s grace but to be a good neighbor and take care of your fellow man.
Protip: you can climb perfectly well if said dicks are in your ass.
I can sure send the guy to heaven though…
Fuck that, I better at least get a damn elevator.
I hoping to ascend and not to climb. I’ve gotta say, I’m worried that after a while god might not be able to do it. Like he gets me half way up and then I just kind slowly drop down to earth… And hes like all apologizing … “Sorry, it’s been a long day. This has never happened to me before. Maybe we can try again in the morning.” So on and so on.
All the while knowing he was intimidated by me swinging around my rock hard cock yelling “Look mom! No hands!”
Wait, I have to climb all the way up there? No thanks. I’ll rather stay down here and spank the monkey.
Sex gives you STI STOP SEX NOW
LOL. Must learn to think before I speak/post. So hard.
I mean, wouldn’t you have fairly strong grip strength with a lot of “practice?”
I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.
Watch me.
Ok I’ll watch you stop
You’ll have to watch me start first 😤
