I stared into the abyss and it consumed me

Gotta go with 1

Yes but how can shareholders profit from this??

“Why aren’t young people having more kids??!!!”

Am I supposed to do the same for those 3 numbers on the back?

whY doN’T PeOpLe lIkE mE???

Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped

I saw the video. A reporter asked if the president would consider a 90 day pause and the white house guy responds with “yeah, well, you know, the president is going to do what he wants to do.”

But the first thing out of the fucking guys mouth was “yeah”. So of course the reporter is going to run with it when it was literally just a filler word cuz the dude didn’t know how to answer the question.

Fuck you mitch. I’d call him a peice of shit but that’s not fair to shit.

Good riddance

It’s 2 for me, always so reliable and write very clean

Assuming overtime pay and other employee benefits aren’t completely gutted

I mean, I only really need one hand to climb.

It’s a great time but you gotta be careful with that shit

Inb4 China stops reporting this. Just like they did with youth unemployment

It’s definitely the second. There’s a reason people joke about “Tiananman Square 1989”. Everything is censored to hell and back

Can you really call it betrayal when he was saying this is what he wanted all along?

Wonder how the court case would go for parents that fed their autistic kid bleach and claim they were told officially by the government that it was a cure.