

Unless it’s actually not my birthday 💀
I’ve moved to piefed.world! Same name. This account is still active. You can still reach me. I will still accidentally post from it sometimes.
Foreign Delivery Man of God. Yanker of Pizzles. Winner of Biggest Ham Hog 1856. The guy who played Snape in the movies. A warm sock in the morning.


Unless it’s actually not my birthday 💀
In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.
It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.
I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.
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Nothing Alex says ever means something. He’ll change his mind tomorrow if it’s profitable. His opinion is worth less than nothing.


He’s the watcher on the wall


I only ever shop on Epic if the discount is too large to ignore, which happens very infrequently.
I’ve collected so many free games I will never touch though.
Nah he’s a chef
Tbf I can still just ask the pizza place and they’ll deliver to my door at like €3 without ever having to use an app.


Me IRL
In high interest loans
Millennial upvote farmer


I’ve always maintained this stance


I did? There’s more to this meme?
edit: there is! And here I thought it was just about shit.
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