Mine is “Spend the night in my ass”

You are assuming having pride means you put down others accomplishments, but that’s not always the case. You can be a fan of a sports team and still not hate the opposing team.

Being proud of someone else makes you a douchebag?

I can cook just fine, but I really prefer baking. With cooking you have to make sure you are there watching it the whole time. I love how with baking I can just mix it up in a bowl, pour it in a pan, and cook it for an hour in the oven.

I don’t know what value my comments adds to this discussion, just wanted to share my love of baking ig.

I would say that capitalism does seem like paradise, but as soon as you think even slightly deeper it’s terrible. Sure it’s great for everyone to be able to choose where to work or not work, and to have many different options on what to buy, but it falls apart rather quick. People often don’t have much of a choice of where to work and they are forced to participate in capitalism to survive, which means abusive employers run rampant. And as far as product choice, it seems great, but with infinite growth we will run out of resources to continue.

I was looking at the picture, zoomed in on the strangely placed paw and then was like “holy shit that’s another one”

What is religion? Philosophy

I wish people just saw religion as a metaphor, but they really do believe there is a god and act accordingly even though there is no evidence of any gods existing.

This isn’t very old lol. That computer could be from 2010 and CD’s and Sharpies were used then. Also, LimeWire was functional until like late 2010.

standard Google keyboard on my Pixel, nothing fancy

The issue is that I am using something fancy.

Well there is no em dash or en dash key on the mobile keyboard. And there isn’t a … key either.

Understand and operate any arbitrary interface without having to have it explained to me by rote

Omg, this all the way. I’m in a class for learning AWS stuff and its crazy the amount of people who suddenly can’t do anything when one button is on a different screen than the instructions told them it was. Like come on, use some basic thinking skills.

Another infuriating situation was having to do a class on Microsoft Office. It was infuriating because it was incredibly basic stuff. I’ve never used Outlook before, but I completed each task they asked of me in like 5 seconds because I have a basic understanding of how software works.

Remember a fairly broad swath of special character altcodes

I use the compose key. When you message with me, you are sure to receive proper dashes and real ellipsis.

Well, unless I happen to be using my phone or another computer at the time.

I made her network two computers

How did she do it? Just plug a crossover cable into both of them?

I really wish seamonkey still worked for modern websites. It’s so cool.

I know its terrible but I really enjoy the hell-like conditions. Life is a lot more thrilling under a tornado warning

Road crews carry the world on their SHOULDERS. haha punny

Maintaining roads has never been sexy

Well I can’t say building or maintaining roads gets me sexually aroused, but why is maintaining roads not “sexy”?

Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would’ve said “the pedestrians hit me”. Now I’m going to jail. Oh well

Is this sarcasm or not? I can’t tell.