no

Time to liberate these hamberders from their packaging

I have neither the desire nor the authority to bless anybody.

I mean, sure, but my suggestions can be learned and practiced.

You’re taking my shitpost comment way too seriously.

Be outgoing and funny and you’ll find what you need. Hell, most likely it’ll come to you. You wouldn’t want one of those chicks who fawn over those “masculine” man-children anyway.

Yeah, this sounds eerily similar to “I have a great secret app idea, all I need is a programmer.”

I mean, I’m all for helping with social issues, but the first rule of app/site development is that it’s probably already been done.

Germany, Italy, and Japan go to war against Russia and the US. Only this time the former group is the Good Guys.

I’m gonna go to a Mexican restaurant with friends and have a huge Dos Equis with my lunch.

Probably because it’s cheaper to have it all be in one unit that’s easier to install. User experience has nothing to do with it.

Motion-sensing faucets in public bathrooms. I feel like there is somebody behind the mirror trolling me every time.

This post shows that it’s much worse than that.

Red Ventures. They buy up web properties, fire everyone, and turn them into ai-generated click farms. For example, C|Net. They steal from their employees too.

“You’re fired”

“You’re hired back, but sit there and do nothing.”

EFFICIENCY

“Accused”? It couldn’t be more obvious.

It’s nothing new; I worked in a call center 15 years ago where the algorithms were designed to work them as hard as possible and steal commissions because they were too tired to pay attention. I should know because they told me to do that, I refused, and was fired for it.

Solid loaf, 10/10

That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.

You’re not far off. His true draw was getting drunk at the massive tailgate parties in the parking lot. I barely remember the few actual concerts I went into.

I hear ya. Being told I was going to die within a couple years and getting my brain drilled through my skull, the normal petty fears melt away. Totally over the fear of needles now. You and are in the “I should be dead, IDGAF” club now 🤝