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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

The more you know

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The more you know

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.

    • Richard@lemmy.world
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      Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?

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        What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

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          What steam punk yee ass people are you… It’s the electric age you bafoons /s

    • xlash123@sh.itjust.works
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      Similar story with blinker fluid

      • desktop_user [they/them] @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        what about the wiper hydrolics?

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    reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake

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      Why does it specify that it is the cat on the image who is not venomous. Are there venomous cats??

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        Try injecting a cat into your blood stream and then get back to me.

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          He didn’t ask if it was poisonous

          • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            And I didn’t suggest eating the cat.

      • Agent641@lemmy.world
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        Fair Witness behaviour. He didn’t ask about other cats, he asked about this one.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      That’s fantastic, lol

      Is this chatgpt? I didn’t know you could have it analyze images.

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        “Is it really below average?”

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          Boutta go violate OpenAI’s terms of service, brb…

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        I don’t know what the other commenter used, but there are AI-Based image-captioning apps like this:

        https://huggingface.co/spaces/fancyfeast/joy-caption-pre-alpha

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    My parents car ran out of honk, but a honk transplant fixed it

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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      worried goose noises

      • moistclump@lemmy.world
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        Don’t worry they only use a hunk of the deceased that previously consented to honk transplants.

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    I just replaced the honk in my car today, so I can assure you they very much do.

    In related news, Subaru has yet to do a recall on a very important safety device going bad, despite the Internet being awash with 2016-2018 Outbacks having bad clocksprings. At least it’s a relatively easy fix.

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    Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check

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    Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with “In conclusion, …” followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.

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    Indeed

  • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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    A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping “honking out a dirt snake” and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.

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      My current favorite is

      Time to blow up the clown.

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    If your honk runs out, you’re irresponsible honk owner

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    This caricature of George Bush disagrees

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    TIL cars are nymphos

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    If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.

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      That’s what microphones do.

      • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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        Backwards ass speaker motherfuckers.

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    Run out of* honk

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    Some bicycles can run out of honk

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    Be good to your honkers, then they will honk for you tomorrow too.

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