Poor child is freezing and it is most likely hungry!

At least you were a straight A student in your grammar nazi classes!

I’ve ODed on cuteness.

This is how towers would go down if they didn’t collapse straight down due to the explosives planted by Obama.

My score is lower.

Yeah, it’s nothing like Sevastopol.

Yo mama so fat the universe has to expand to fit her in.

And how bad is the architecture of their legacy systems.

Ligma what?

This started in 2011, when cats killed Jobs. Tim Cook is not a real person but a mere avatar operated by cats.

Only if you learn how to interact with people like a normal human being.

I haven’t seen Saddam eating beans yet 🤔

This post has 199 upvotes and 18 downvotes, or 91.7% and 8.3% respectively. In other words, people want to see that kind of content, so that seems fair to me. I don’t expect lemmy to care about my local elections, I go to local websites for that. International social media naturally care about things that will affect most of their users.

Wow, the city of Kenosha, leave some holes for us please.

Are you guys getting android updates??

Define ‘weird political shit’. Because Mastodon is also full of weird political shit. The election years are unbearable.

Stay strong.

I’m so old I’ve seen dozens of threads like this one.