Can you just buy dehydrated beef so you’re not paying for all that water weight?

Maybe you should tip more. /s

If you can’t unlock it, is it really a lock?

For now.

They still do if you use an antenna.

Damn. I wish I were Amish.

Amish communities can have phones if they vote for it amongst themselves. The one I saw was a community landline. They had just one in a little shed along the driveway.

Are they bulletproof?

You should tattoo a new face on the back of your head and start over. Keep the toddlers happy.

As an American, fuck that shit.

I’m gonna get fired for using that one at work and it will have been worth it.

It was short lived, but for a glorious moment, it was a huge money pit. It’s probably better for my wallet that they banned it.

I used to buy guns on reddit.

Yes, but are you considering the shareholders?

Is nobody going to comment on her lack of shoes? That’s the whole reason she flipped off the overpass.

I was at the Club World Cup Final outside NYC last year. Don Cheeto was there making a scene with Mr FIFA. I’m pretty sure that was the first soccer game he had ever been to. I’m guessing he didn’t attend any of his kids’ games before molesting them.

He admitted that he didn’t know exactly what a red card meant. Even worse, he thought it was unfair that you could be penalized for a game that hadn’t happened yet.

Ha. It says “keep frozen.”

Journalism == trolling. Nobody told you?

I want to see some fireworks special interest group successfully lobby to have taxes dropped on fireworks in June.