This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup “for the troops”. And the barbecue is not good. It’s not inedible or anything, it’s just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.
I feel bad for people that don’t have access to good Barbecue.
As someone who lives in 1 of those areas and visited Texas once 3 years ago I agree… I never had bbq ever like that before. Thats all we did for 3 days straight, bbq, brewery, bbq, brewery, concert festival at night. Best trip I had in a long time.
“We do things a little different around here.”
And then proceeds to do everything by the vanilla play book. Moreso for manbun burger places, but still works here.
“We do things a little different around here.”
Then proceeds to explain Tapas.
Differently? Alright, what’s on tap?
“we serve coke products here, sir”
There’s a bandannas bbq in town and I can get at least twice that amount of food for only $49.99
What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?
Couldn’t be, there’s protein on the plate
It’s the new barbecue place in town
The new barbecue place in town is a meme?
Yes
Can’t be. Meat isn’t blue enough.
There haven’t been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.
Rudy’s menu near me. 2.50 more for “moist”.
Sorry, I brought my own
Yea, lemme get some dry brisket, because it’s good that way…
Always splurge for moist.
Have you been to private equity burger? It’s worth the mortgage.
24 dollars? What? Does that come with a hand-job?
Finally, a career that I can excel at
Where are you getting $24 handjobs?
Hey, I heard you have $24…
And it’s burning a hole in my pocket
That’s actually the VD
From a handy?
Your mom
Briskit is $40/lb at the last bbq place I went.
It’s spelled Brexit
That’s like 16 Costco hotdog meals.
More like 15 here, sales tax sucks in WA
I hope you don’t like schools or an educated population
Sales tax is regressive.
10.4% last I checked. Nice and regressive.
10.55% combined state + county + city in Seattle.
Pickles? In this economy?
And the pickles are the only thing worth eating.
OMG yum!
