What is this? A meal on an Aircraft Carrier?
Couldn’t be, there’s protein on the plate
It’s the new barbecue place in town
The new barbecue place in town is a meme?
Yes
Can’t be. Meat isn’t blue enough.
No, I heard those meals need to be “steamed” 🤪
“We do things a little different around here.”
And then proceeds to do everything by the vanilla play book. Moreso for manbun burger places, but still works here.
Differently? Alright, what’s on tap?
“we serve coke products here, sir”
“We do things a little different around here.”
Then proceeds to explain Tapas.
Or all you can eat with a tablet
This is what Mission BBQ is like, but add in the guilt trip to buy a $3 plastic drink cup “for the troops”. And the barbecue is not good. It’s not inedible or anything, it’s just that everything (including the sides) is loaded with sugar.
24 dollars? What? Does that come with a hand-job?
Where are you getting $24 handjobs?
Hey, I heard you have $24…
And it’s burning a hole in my pocket
It’s a quick handy, gotta maximize profits. A little rugburn is inevitable.
That’s actually the VD
From a handy?
Your mom
Briskit is $40/lb at the last bbq place I went.
It’s spelled Brexit
Finally, a career that I can excel at
Oh if that’s what’s being served at $25 I’d wonder if I’m trapped on the Abraham Lincoln and just dissociating/imagining my daily life.
I feel bad for people that don’t have access to good Barbecue.
As someone who lives in 1 of those areas and visited Texas once 3 years ago I agree… I never had bbq ever like that before. Thats all we did for 3 days straight, bbq, brewery, bbq, brewery, concert festival at night. Best trip I had in a long time.
Rudy’s menu near me. 2.50 more for “moist”.
Always splurge for moist.
Yea, lemme get some dry brisket, because it’s good that way…
Rudy’s is good in a pinch but way better options across TX.
Sorry, I brought my own
That’s like 16 Costco hotdog meals.
More like 15 here, sales tax sucks in WA
10.4% last I checked. Nice and regressive.
10.55% combined state + county + city in Seattle.
I hope you don’t like schools or an educated population
Sales tax is regressive.
Pickles? In this economy?
And the pickles are the only thing worth eating.
There haven’t been a ton of bright spots moving back here to the south, but plenty of good bbq places is one of them.
There’s a bandannas bbq in town and I can get at least twice that amount of food for only $49.99
Allegedly the USS Abraham Lincoln, perhaps even better conditions…
Have you been to private equity burger? It’s worth the mortgage.
OMG yum!
