

I’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.
- Myself
- Mechanics, because I learned “this one simple trick”
That’s enough for today.
I’m going to make a list of people that don’t like me.
That’s enough for today.
My watch says I got 3.5 hours of sleep and 5682 steps last night
I feel this way about working out in the hotel parking lot. Maybe I’ll just workout in my room. Oh look, a TV and bed.
I have 2 demands for microwaves. Have a 30sec button and start when I press it once. After 1 minute of no use, just clear the time left. Also don’t beep every 10 seconds after the timer ends. I’m drunk and I probably don’t need that food if I don’t remember. That’s more than 2, so 30 demands and I’ll stop before I hit zero left.
Welp, my foot is asleep and the automatic lights are off. Time to get up.
I used Planner in the past. Its integration with teams makes a webcam pointed at a white board a lot better.
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Yep. That sounds like teams.
I talked to my coworker about this and he assured me that the current Teams was many years of polishing this turd. So it was way worse "back in the day*…
Today’s kids are so weak. Not me, I work a 60 hr week and drink a 12 pack a night. That’s it. Maybe grill on the 4th.
Why is teams so terrible? No really. It shouldn’t be this bad. I feel like ICQ, mIRC, and Roger wilco combo back in the day was better.
Do you still have to say “snoodle snoodle”?
I hate eating the same thing every day, but it does work.
“honey, today’s your last day of work. Then it’s just you and me 24hrs a day.”
Operation failed successfully
Meme coin goes badly? How did I not see this coming?
Nuclear weapons? “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”
Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend
The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say “why do all men suck?”
But they smell like up dog.