We already knew you couldn’t get a girl wet bro.

A sock for every puppet.

Some of us are only here to crank hog.

While AI David Bowie sings you rock lullabies.

We had to kill the internet, to save the internet.

So is jerkin’ it.

Eggs are staple like bread or milk. It’s a cheap source of protein and when the price goes up the people who feel it the most are the ones that are most sensitive to grocery prices. So yes, to you it might not seem like a lot, but to someone who’s barely able to afford groceries it’s life changing.

That is a name I haven’t heard in like 10 years.

Cuz the metaverse is mostly furry porn?

We need to make non-owner occupied houses pay more taxes.

I’m gonna buy a Nintendo and hide under the blankets

It’s millennials fault for not buying stuff.

Also wages are shit compared to inflation. I don’t know how anyone can afford to eat out and have drinks unless they are killing it.

India is well positioned for trading services with the west because so many of them speak English.

The mainstream media being complicit in peddling outrageous and dangerous lies made me never want to watch cable news again, ever. Most people that are millennial or younger I know do not watch the news. It’s not informative, it’s just outrage.

Jimmy Fallon is a robot designed to laugh at people’s jokes no matter how unfunny they are.

Welcome to Air Canada, sorry

I don’t think it was necessarily consensual that I recognize it, that song was inescapable.

He prayed until he found his old pair of glasses.

The Navy doesn’t build military ports, they build bases. Saying it’s a port should signify to the reader that it has civilian uses.