From the same artist. Died alcoholic by suicide.
Where can I get cursed like that?
Craigslist
Fetlife probably a little more reliable
I’ve heard Feeld is where it’s at.
Not to be confused with Feeel, which is a fitness app
And if you do confuse them…
“Yeah, I’m into fitness. Fitness whole dick in my mouth.”
my favorite popsicle flavor is DICK!
Feeld is the closest in my experience, but the real trick is to run in sexually libertine circles. Also to be young, because the older you get the pickier you get about your orgies in my experience.
True story, my husband of 10 years and I met on Craigslist Casual Encounters.
Woah what? Actual relationships can come from there?? I thought that was a myth
When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”
This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.
Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰
Ha. That’s adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you’ve-got-planned!
Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”
I don’t recommend Craigslist ended in the hospital after hooking up from that sight.
Worth it?
Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that’s how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.
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Poor spiders always getting blamed for staph infections.
Yeah never bought the spider bite excuse. But what doctors put in the chart.
I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:
Thank you for the edit.
Thumbnail looks like a bloodhound.
“She carries a terrible curse.”
“That’s bad.”
[OP image]
“That’s good!”
Damn you think the painter had the models pose like that for hours?
Followup question, did the painter crank it while painting?
Spoilers. The cursed woman is the painter
well you’ll have to become some kind of moon-man or make space travel as everyday as owning the common horseless carriage.
So you’re saying Neil Armstrong licked a lot of clit?
I don’t know what to do with this information.
Not saying he didn’t. But you don’t get to just go to space for liking missionary
Where do I find me a damned woman!? In every sense of the question.
They’re holding up half the sky, brother.
So is this what Christian Hell is like?
