You know what the old cheat was back in the day? Just shack up with a drug dealer. Easy peasy ;-)

I like this take :-)

Just to chip in, I had a friend who was married and had a kid before finding out him and his wife were cousins.

The kid was smart and good looking, so it worked out well enough, but they didn’t have any more kids, lol

English is a second language for my wife, when she uses an unusual word or idiom I’m genuinely impressed, and tell her so.

I’m very proud of her <3

Good for them, but I’ll always insist on a rubber for taking it in the ass, no matter who’s asking or what they want done with their dick afterwards

Could be, or it could be different bacteria, or hepatitis or something. I was told at the time H. Pilori can just sit in your system not doing anything for years, but if it gets angry you’ll know about it.

If you do regular butt stuff, especially with multiple partners, you really need to be careful with your health. Check out if there are free resources in your area for sexual health

Yes to this, foreign dogs are worth more money as pets. Local common breeds are the only ones that get used for meat.

Yes. People eat dogs shocker.

Ass to mouth is a great way to get H. Pilori, even with proper prep … and if you get it badly it’s really not fun - 24 hours in hospital, vomiting blood, camera down my throat, antibiotics strong enough to turn my tongue black for two weeks.

0/10 would not recommend.

I’ve had some really good fried chicken in Vietnam, one of the best burgers ever in Singapore, and conversely, terrible Mexican food in Spain, lol

Yes, advice from Lemmy helped me sort out my HRT regimen, and it’s made a huge quality of life improvement for me :-)

Lots of baddies in Asian media seem to be completely two-dimensional. They’re bad because they are bad people, full stop.

They must be stopped before they destroy whatever, for no particular reason. Oh good, the goody came along and defeated them. Woo.

Please don’t ask me to name any of these, I don’t read Korean or Chinese so I can’t remember them.

Yup, after the first three films it’s basically like watching a kid play with action figures.

I still enjoy them, because I’m freaky for fast cars, but that’s about it. Fast X has been sitting on my HDD for years unwatched, lol.

He was a well written character in 2018, too, you just weren’t ready to see it.

I don’t know the intersection, having never heard of Lake Tahoe before (I’m guessing that’s somewhere in the US?)

Anywho, in your painting does the dog have a leg going through it’s head at an anatomically impossible angle?

That is not a well done tattoo. It looks like a doodle someone could be proud of when they’re 14 or so.

555-4378

Someone already mentioned Hocus Pocus by Focus, so I’m going to go with …

Heart - Crazy On You

For when the world is going to shit, so all that’s left is to get it on and fuck your woes goodbye

Oh damn, I was going to mention this. One of my favourites :-)

Or Time - Prince