I introduced myself to my wife by saying “hi I’m a lesbian” after overhearing her complain about there not being enough of us around

Seattle is definitely not just as bad. Sure it’s reasonably high cost of living, but you can do fine well under 100k. Parts of it are insane, but parts of it are not much worse than urban Midwest.

Well I’m a trans American. So I’m gonna run because if I tell the cops what happened the better scenarios involve dying quickly

It’s a bizarre situation of pro global warming for its own sake. Like nor even oil companies want everything he’s doing

I get treated like a drug seeker even when I’m openly allergic to opiates. And yeah the adhd meds are such a pain in the ass to the point of counterproductivity

Average person today

With all the power of Rome elegabulus couldn’t purchase bottom surgery. Yet even as a middle class American I did.

No you’re downvoted for accusing us of worshipping him

I for one support the educational system refusing to address O*io. Every year people are subjected to delicious and sinful delicacies like Da*ton style pizza, Cincin*ati chili, and *uckeyes. Remember, only you can forget about o*io

I want them to see the error of their ways. No forgiveness without change, but there is no change without the possibility of forgiveness.

Has he threatened Cuba with statehood yet?

Replace it with Central Ohio Day. One day to celebrate the city that really wishes it wasn’t named after someone who committed crimes against humanity. Oh and obviously move it so it isn’t on Indigenous People’s Day

Anecdotally, I’ve known more mothers who fought for their child not to be circumcised than fathers. I fully encourage men to put their feet down on this issue too. This is very often a battle that the parent who cares more wins on.

Nah he was just framed as one

Lol. You’re only allowed to be that bad of a catholic if you were born one or at least have been one for a decade or two. Recent converts realizing catholicism isn’t the aesthetic is funny

Nah it was Ethiopians who realized it. Arabs agreed. Then Europeans lost their damn minds at the concept of a non alcoholic social beverage, much less one with an energizing effect

As a woman, yeah i totally accidentally told my bros I got married a few years after the fact. In my defense we eloped and my friends and I sometimes go a few years without talking much

The 30s and 40s seemed hopeless too.

I choose to hope and I’ve been remembering Tolkien to help

“Attempted murder? What next? The Nobel prize in attempted physics?”

Dude, lesbians don’t either. You’re safe. Though i imagine some straight women in poly relationships with bi men may recognize it

I just want a fucking house and freedom to live as I please