• ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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          19 days ago

          When we met for that first time (to fuck, obvi), I joked that he could be an axe murderer. He said “well, I am, but I generally wait 40 years before killing my victim.”

          This ended up being our joke. He is just biding his time to kill me. Should happen when we are in our late 70s or so.

          Our 10-year anniversary is this Thursday 🥰

          • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            19 days ago

            Ha. That’s adorable! Also, congrats on Thursday! That sounds wonderful. I hope you two have a great whatever-you’ve-got-planned!

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          19 days ago

          Brother, the universe is an unending assault of unexpected events. I don’t ever get surprised by things I never thought could happen. We could all wake up tomorrow as birds and I’d just be like “yep this is it.”

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          19 days ago

          Huh no, not even a little. Spent two months in the hospital. And they cut big chunk out of me. Apparently it was from and infected spider bite, but this woman wanted me to shave down there and I did. Got a nic doing so. And was working on a horse ranch at the time. I think that’s how I got infected and ended up with my thigh sweeling up.