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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago

I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school

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I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school

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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 days ago
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    12 days ago

    grassy ass

  • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

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    thats crazy

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    What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?

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      “Ain’t I a little stinker!? I’m so kyoot!”

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      “Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did.”

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    “I’m just gonna scooch by you”

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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      Cool beans! Awesomesauce!

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      Alternatively, saying “beep beep” like a little car horn

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        Alternatively, make way too big a show of it, “I am sooo sorry, but do you mind if I just squeeze behind you here, oh my goodness, I’m so embarrassed!!! Excuse me! I am just a wreck tonight, haha! How are you all enjoying the restaurant? OOH, what’s that, that looks good!?” Etc…

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    Scrungly Karens

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    My grandmother’s first language was Spanish and she’d often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as “much grass,” and “hasty banana.”

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    The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny

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    They forgot the fingers!

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      Are they all the same woman? I can’t tell.

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        Yes, every woman is actually Reese Witherspoon

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    Grassyass

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      El banyo was out of papero

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        yo quiero taco bell

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          All I learned was spanglish I think this means “¡Soy un hombre criminale! ¡Protejese su culero!” in English

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    That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.

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      I wish I were still capable of surprise.

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    I actually recoiled when I opened the image. I don’t know why this makes me feel so uncomfortable and dislike those women so much just because of the faces they’re making.

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      It’s all the same woman: Stephanie McMahon

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        “They are the same picture”

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    I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias

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    True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian

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    Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.

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      Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.

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