Just like Jebus…

Is it not possible to forcibly, shut down websites like this? I’m not so computer savvy. I’m only here cuz fuck reddit…

Crown of thorns…

I’m surrounded by Assholes

And the days go by

“Look where my hand was…”

We need experts to tell us this?

I know this one! “Look who’s Talking”. When Bruce Willis was still in the belly, he looked down and said "Oh, look. Another thumb! How’m I gonna get that in my mouth? ". Ha!

But,no. This is disturbing. I like it. Not put it on my coffee table like it, but it’s well done.

Tell them what they’ve won, Bob…

My gallon jug gets round $500, if it has a good amount of silver vs copper. Give or take $20-$30.

I’m going with $27.63

Come at me with aggression, you’re getting the boot.

“We investigated ourselves, and found it to be the phone’s falt.”

Sup, Rocky?

Beepers were all the rage when I was in high school. Beeper goes off, look at the number and decide if you want to call it back. Different codes for different friends. Then scramble to find a payphone if you wanted to call someone back.

I’m sorry. What was that? I was just thinking about strangling you.

Imagine taking a water cannon to the face with one of those on…

“What is the code?”

“One…”

“Two…”

“Three…”

“Four…”

“Five”

The “TWUNT” pillow comment is hilarious!

8. I like the Zebra.Got them at Dollar Tree or one of the Dollar stores.

I hope his name is Forest…