I knew a guy whose dad was a high-up at a well-known snack company. We got some rotations of experimental beef jerky.

“I looked at my lunch and said, hey, if I wanted to get bossed around like that, I’d ask my wife!”

Go suck a railroad spike, ya jabroni.

That’s the real issue here.

SPEAK UP

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Kafka’s short stories are great. “A Little Fable” is only a paragraph long but speaks volumes to his sense of humor, which is often overlooked. I also recommend two essays on Kafka: David Foster Wallace’s “Some Remarks on Kafka’s Funniness,” along with William H. Gass’s “Half a Man, Half a Metaphor.”

Sounds like they went and royally blue themselves

I only eat swine graced with the god particle

Shoutout amphetamine, awesome little app.

Argentine officials have said the couple took a bird-watching tour that included a stop at a garbage dump where they may have been exposed to rodents carrying the infection.

Yeah, at a goddamn dump.

Yeah: bird watching at a dump. What the hell were they looking for, seagulls?

Used to live near Marie Callander’s restaurants. They had a German chocolate pie, which I want to say had a layer of solid chocolate, then a chocolate custard/coconut shavings filling, and you could have either whipped cream or meringue on it with mini chocolate chips sprinkled on top (I always opted for meringue). Best pie I’ve ever had.

A little frog tape will clean up those edges

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Aren’t there a ton of US companies that essentially share a mailroom as their address somewhere in New York to a similar effect? Why would NPR be surprised? I think someone wanted a vacation.

“I didn’t think my local Mexican restaurant would start tasting bland,” says whitest person you know

But when the rest of the first lick tastes like battery acid :3

Jamie, look that up.

Technically you can, if you have a Brazil nut allergy and they’ve eaten one