How many people are up and current on their loans with zero problems? Let’s check the notes… aaaaand it’s under 40%.

36 hours of goon? No wonder he was screaming, I bet his dick looks like a pistol grip.

1a. Judge goes on a Holiday in Cambodia, so to speak, and is replaced. See option 1.

Even if it’s a Turkey-specific restriction for users based in the country, it nonetheless shows that Bluesky is willing to comply with government requests.

People can’t be bothered to read or do shit because their comprehension is trash. This happens constantly. I taught college courses for years and it was pulling fucking teeth to get people to answer essay prompts. For example:

In One Hundred Years of Solitude we see generational cycles of behavior blah blah blah, which characters fit this pattern, which characters do not, and why?

95% of answers: only characters that fit the pattern. They read the first few words and ignored everything else, and then have the audacity to complain that I said they only answered half the question.

Just whacking it into his own mouth while the looney tunes factory music plays

I’ve always wanted to go visit our neighbors to the north, but honestly, I’m now scared of just trying to return. Much love to you all in Canada.

They need to shore those numbers up — can’t lag behind Biden’s daily deportation count and look weak. Just get a large-sounding number to wave around and say “look, we’re doing what we promised!”

Unfortunately hurricane Helene just made homeownership in that area entirely unappealing. Unless you’re just dumb enough to believe in the prosperity gospel and think god won’t re-smite your property, of course.

A pissing contest where Trump is desperately shoving asparagus in his mouth.

Use a greasy ring of Papa John’s garlic butter sauce to stick that Parmesan rim on, you got a deal

Their tailors sew them on one leg at a time like everybody else’s

A Beautiful Depression, folks

Bold of you to assume they don’t ghost us before it gets this far

I told you man!

As I believe the band Semisonic once said about ouroboros diarrhea, “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end”

If you put them all together they eventually spell a slur.

But he said so himself! He even twirled where his mustache would be if he could grow one!

Guess they don’t remember accutane. That’s a fun list of side effects right there.