Lurked a fair amount in college (2006-2010ish) on /b/, /x/, /lit/ for the memes and spoof creepypasta. Don’t miss it in the least.

Sylvester Stallone’s name is “Sylvester.”

Ok, now will they actually staff the registers? Because every time I’m in the store there’s only one checkout lane open, and before 10am or so, the self-checkout is closed.

Who went to prison forrrrrrrrr… went to prison forrrrrrrrr…. Oh right:

In 2015 he was accused of evading banking regulations as part of a plan to pay hush money to conceal unspecified “prior misconduct.” Nearly a year later, prosecutors said Hastert’s alleged misconduct involved the sexual abuse of teenage boys on his wrestling team in Yorkville, a small town west of Chicago.

He was only five-foot three but girls could not resist his soapy tiddies, or whatever the Modern Lovers said

Bazongas

Load-bearing walls!

Yum Brands, which owns KFC and Taco Bell… [is] developing AI platforms for just about everything, including a dynamic drive-thru menu that changes based on the car approaching the window.

Bet you didn’t algorithm this portly fuck in a tricked out ‘93 Del Sol wanting 55 enchritos until tonight.

Sherm Gary

Oh no did the technology you use to deny care get turned against you to make you pay more? Fuck Blue Cross in perpetuity.

I moved. No longer needed the details of local businesses.

“They’re clearly possessed in that mosh pit! We’ll have to go in and fight the demons!”

Man run over by car he was running away from because it was trying to run him over

Chicago style. Give me a Bundt cake with toppings.

Made for Tommy Shriggly. Can I get a little clap?

Exact same situation here. I figure it’s only a problem if the dogs start talking back.

Forget the hammer, I want the hydraulic press

Poised to 6-4 unsigned