Job interview trainers be like:
You’re supposed to do a throughout research on the company, and write a nice little story how much you’re a fan of the company, and how much you want to work there, and you spent all your life on training to be able to work at a company like that.
I won’t rule out trying this.
I’m also eager to try: “What are your strengths?” “I am extremely humble.”
My humility knows no bounds.
Cant you see my fucking jacket? I am a doctor! Or maybe lab scientist…
Yeah, what are you good at?
I bring 12 years of experience with system x and system y. I’m an engineer but I enjoy selling customers solutions, not just telling them what they need to buy.
“Claud tell me why I should by excited to join this company”
Bold of you to assume they don’t ghost us before it gets this far
“well i can give you a 20 page dissertation on the ways aziraphale loves crowley”
Because I need money
