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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      Nice dick, bro.

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      I hope the shutter sound was turned off

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      You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.

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        No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol

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    At least in the USA, it’s probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.

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      I mean… I’ve never driven a vehicle that didn’t have tinted windows (the heat reduction benefits are huge), but then the sun wants me dead anyway; I spent a week in a southern state and suddenly had freckles in places that never saw the sun.

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        We oldsters learned to drive in cars for which open windows were the only air conditioning.

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          Still don’t have the AC option in my current car.

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        In your forearm? It’s a freckle.

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    Not sure if this counts

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      You’re more freckle than human.

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        I’m one of the day walkers, blonde w/ freckles

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      Cool watch

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    I have it. This is sorcery.

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    Scared gay panicking

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      Ok serious question: how does your arm look gay? I’m intrigued and confused

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        Oh I meant I’m gay and panicking 😂

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      Oh that one is a gay freckle

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    Which one are we talking about here?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Check out this overachiever

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    Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That’s where they put the bees in.

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    Why do you gather us like this bröther?

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      It’s for The Singularity. Creepio’s got us covered, relax.

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    Dude…

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      Like solving where is Waldo

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      This is exactly how I use tarot! It’s not a magical technique of divination, it’s a collection of targeted vagueries that help your brain frame a concept in a way you wouldn’t naturally conceive. You make the answers, tarot is just the conceptual equivalent of picking up an object and inspecting it to figure out what it is.

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          For me, meditation is basically useless for anything outside of self diagnostic work. I can use it to figure out where a pain is coming from or how my guts feel but anything more emotional needs more prompting.

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    I have never seen so many forearm pictures in a single place before.

    Also I have it too reee.

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      My inbox has been almost 100% forearms for 24 hours, and it’s still going.

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        If you are a 90s kid you have this freckle on your arm boobs

        • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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          Big brain move.

          Although something tells me that this might be slightly harder on lemmy.

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          I do. I showed it to my husband on our first drunken college night together. Before we were dating…

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    Why ?

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      Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there

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        Sir, this is a leg.

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          Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.

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          this made me cry laugh

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Generational secret

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    Wtf

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      Yeah just checked I have it too. What the fuck!

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    What the fuck

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      Yo bill Cypher. That’s rad

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        Hey, you’re rad!

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    How to get a bunch of random people to take a picture of their arm and post it online.

    Choice A: ask everyone to post take a picture of their arm and post it

    Choice B: Make it completely absurd statement as if it were absolute truth thereby challenging everyone to prove you wrong

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      There was a very fun defcon talk a while back about how easy it is to (among other things) create a convincing set of prosthetic fingerprints from social media posts showing off jewelry or handchecking vapes/guns/knifes/etc.

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