My life is somewhat like the cheese section of a European supermarket. One half is moldy and the other half is not affordable for me.

Brother 😎

Seems like Elmo is trying to milk Twitter even more before it goes downhill any further.

For those who don’t know (YT-Link)

a job that makes you happy and money

Sounds wrong but is a correct and clever way to put it

How courteous

Is it about rimming?

I think the image of the 10mm is supposed to go behind the ring. Otherwise the zip tie creates an impossible perspective, I think.

Mine got taken by the foreskin fairy. I didn’t even place it under the pillow. I had a nightmare, must’ve been moving around in my sleep when the pillow landed on my dick. In the morning I woke up without my foreskin and two bucks crumbled up and stuffed under my nutsack :(

It bugs me beyond belief that the finger on the left is green and not blue.

If not friend…

No, it’s fine! Just trying to snack a bit while it is riding.

I’m more of a pocket spaghetti type.

Zip-lock bags were MADE for ps!

Ok, I gotta change to Graphene asap

Homebrew

People putting attributes of an article in the name is something I will never understand.

Seems like being a little piss-boy is not related to age…

Did… Did they just make a “pee is stored in the balls” reference?

This is unironically one of the few posts I wholeheartedly enjoy. It’s over the top and that’s right up my alley. The girl is the cherry on top. Chefs kiss