I came here to offer suggestions, but damn my dude, blockbuster never would have died if they had you in charge!

Incandescent bastard…

Company worthless? Sell it to yourself for a ludicrous cost to increase your market value!

You mad, wage slaves?

This, I’ve been writing in inc brand R2s for 16 years now and I will never willingly use a different writing utensil.

Was this written by oglaf?

I’m mad that the knuckles don’t say honk.

If he keeps losing money he’ll eventually hit the illegal immigrant zone and get taken go Gitmo.

Who knew it would be easier to conquer America than it would be to conquer Ukraine…

Can you elaborate on this one, apparently ukelele girl music has bad vibes for my students but they’re not willing to fill me in.

Honestly, Maxwell Atoms is an all around madman and I’d love to see more of his work.

If you’re into Plex, hit me up and I can share it with you. You may also like Evil Concarne, they were originally pitched as a combined show and take place in the same universe.

Morrowind on the original Xbox came with cheat codes. Put the cursor over the health, magicka, or fatigue bar, enter the codes with the black and white buttons then hold A until the bar fills. If you close the menu before you let go of A, it will continue to refill constantly until you open your menu again.

Health: B, W, B, B, B, A

Magicka: B, W, W, B, W, A

Fatigue: B, B, W, W, B, A

You could actually use the magicka code for all 3, but I liked that there were 3 different codes.

Ebooks for my dyslexia, when you’re so chaotic you circle back around to lawful.

This would be cool as fuck if it was Digimon instead of Digi-porn.

I never said they’d do away with us, we simply won’t be part of the “economy”. The fineries of life will become increasingly limited to the haves and we have-nots won’t be considered in the metrics in the same way that some people do tolerate the ads in a game otherwise meant to catch whales. We’ll still work for our wages and spend it on our necessities but the island of what is meant for us will shrink and eventually lottery players will dream of ordering pizza instead of owning a yacht buying a nice car paying off their debts.

In mobile gaming we have an issue with whaling. A game will come out monetized beyond reason, and it doesn’t matter if 99% of players quit in the first hour, 1% of players have more money than brains and what they pay will make the game profitable. This is so effective that the play store now has no games worth playing because this is a far more lucrative business.

I see a lot of people taking about capitalism inevitably collapsing, but if all the money is collected in the hands of the 1%, products for the unreasonably wealthy will be the lucrative market. It doesn’t matter if only two people buy cars a year if the cars are sold at such a markup that it covers the annual expenses. Some my think that’s unrealistic, but we already have people who will spend a hundreds on a brick with a brand name on it. The ultra rich pay hundreds for a beige shirt that’s slightly higher quality than Walmart.

We’d be better off going back to barter than trying to peacefully pry the system from their clutches.

I’m definitely a rat king, but cool dad has been popular.

Planer, pizza cutter, egg cutter, and scraper go in the knife drawer. Funnel goes with measuring cups, scale goes on the counter or take the stuff out from under it so it sits flat. Garlic press and that chacram looking thing go in the trash.

In our house this is similar to the spoons drawer, the drawer that holds all the stirring utensils for cooking.