Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live
So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s

it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off
Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.
Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.
I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.
They had Eggnog at Costco today… Wtf
I kind of get that the big box stores don’t have a big storage room in the back, so they basically start to put some shit out soon after it arrives. But the nog? That shit is perishable.
My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.
My dude, we’re well into September.
edited, and my point is still fully valid
Amen. dark days are ahead. Use caution around televisions and radios. And for fucks sake, steer clear of the shopping centres. Liberate yourself from auditory tyranny - arm yourself with the best noise cancelling headphones or ear defenders in your reach - keep them close for at least the next 3 months, ESPECIALLY behind enemy lines. The terrorists can be around any corner. Stay strapped
I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.
EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a…
Too soon!


All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”
I prefer “Grandma got worked over by a mobster”. As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.
I’m so fucking sick of this meme.
all i want for September is no Christmas
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Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.
I do that after Halloween myself.
shit. i was just thinking “hmm. it actually feels like autumn outside today”. sorry 'bout that. won’t happen again. but i fear it may be too late to contain the beast.
🦇🎃🎃🎃🎃But First!🎃🎃🎃🎃🦇
As an atheist I love Christmas and you can’t stop me.
The real spirit of Christmas is godless consumption, not Jesus.





