Hefeweizens, just absolute trash. They all taste exactly the same, it’s like weak shitty grass tea.

I used to hate IPAs, but then I accidentally picked up a Red Rock IPA that snuck into a sixer of lagers and that specific beer unlocked in me whatever makes people love IPA, now it’s the only kind of beer I want to drink.

I was dying.

Not exaggerating, get your thyroid checked.

They can’t. It’s not a one person job and there is no getting around that.

My cat is a himbo with no fear response, he doesn’t have enough brain cells for fear or mistrust, or landing on his feet.

On the fourth of July my asshole neighbors were setting off mortars that sounded like actual gunshots and instead of running or freaking out he ran up to the window to see what was happening and get closer to the action. He jumped on the back of a chair because he was excited for treats and knocked it over, causing a chain reaction of chaos, and never was he concerned about anything but getting his treats, I don’t think he even noticed. There are a bunch of loud biker assholes that do a group ride by my apartment all the time and every time they do he jumps up in the window and excitedly meows like he wants to get in on it.

People really need to stop acting like we have some divine code or some shit hidden inside of us as a species waiting to be universally realized. We are apes, basic ass animals. We are what we are, we’re not awaiting some giant magic bullshit to wake us up. This is some legitimate waiting for a savior ass mentality. Live your life and stop expecting the world to suddenly give a shit.

Jesus Fuck, she looks like a drunk Rocky Dennis.

No offense to Rocky Dennis.

Skateboarding. None of it computes for me. My brother has been a lifelong skater and still rips it up at almost 40, and I see him do shit on the board and I just can’t figure out what the fuck is happening. It breaks physics, it’s like bee flight, none of that crap should be possible.

I watched him go up a very steep incline and do the thing where it’s a kickflip and a pop shove it at the same time, which is enough on its own to break my brain, but he and the board went up and landed at the same angle of the incline like it was flat ground, he and the board went up and down perpendicular to the incline without any vertical drag on the drop and landing. Gravity doesn’t fucking work that way! And how the fuck do their feet and the board just get back together after the board is seizuring mid air and just fucking land and keep going like there are magnets on their feet or something? It’s gods damned wizard shit.

Deal!

The truth.

Calling someones hard earned skill “talent” is nothing short of insulting. Talent does not exist, there is only vast and endless effort and practice poured into a skill. People that are good at something are skilled, not talented. It’s not a gift, it wasn’t given, it was earned.

But is that enough war?

War.

You found the bottom of reality. It’s just cans all the way down, baby.

I don’t think “bad” would be the preferred descriptor of the criticisms.

Be different animals or require life to be more physically demanding. The problem isn’t food, it’s just how we are, literally any other animal in an ecological setting like humans would have the same problem. There is no requirement in the modern world that requires humans to not be fat.

It’s not healthy, but to survive in human society physical fitness is 100% not a requirement. This is just us now.

That last one is pretty metal, though.

Robotrain.

Half man.

Half train.

All cop.

Edit: This train always arrives right on crime!