How many stories about a modern American civil war start with this exact scenario?

It’s all just abstract philosophy on a non-reality scenario, I’m just having fun with it.

On a heavily relative note, though, has anyone watched Space Dandy? The show about a dandy guy in space?

Rad.

You’ve shed and replaced every atom that you were made of when you were born and many times over since then, are you still that same entity?

We know.

Whatever helps you sleep.

Fiddlesticks…

I’ve worked apartment maintenance and the amount of people who were intimately watching the war room while I worked in their apartments proves this assertion woefully wrong. You’ve got neighbors and acquaintances that are balls deep into that shit.

He played harmonica, a paltry instrument when compared to the majesty of the kazoo. Good episode, though.

Wait, for Club Penguin or GhostX? cause I’d kill my grandma to be able to play GhostX again, but I haven’t heard anyone being able to get the files to make it happen.

You’re only able to utilize the Club Penguin files after you’ve setup a server to revive GhostX.

You are still vulnerable to friction.

You walked in on your mom getting railed by the mailman while your dad was masturbating in his cuck chair, the lighting was immaculate.

You have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.

It’s only ever in Krone, any money that you interact with or that is legally in your possession or control is immediately and universally recognized and physically changes to the equivalent amount in Norwegian Krone and is only usable in areas that accept it as currency.

Big, sexy, irresistible butts. Perfect asses. Round and bouncy. Butts that give you a reason to live. The kind you wanna eat like groceries… Sorry, what were we talking about?

You get perfectly controllable, exact, and safe teleportation, even if you’ve never been to the place you want to teleport to, you can also teleport others with you, but you start menstruating really bad every time, doesn’t matter if you have the usual equipment. No matter who you are, and it also applies to anyone teleporting with you, you will find yourself in the middle of intense menstruation.

Worth it.

I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

It only takes you to a showing of Titanic when it was still in theatres.