Gotta love 80s free-range parenting

I watched Robocop at a birthday party when I was 9. Does that count?

I am Root!

“I have an army!”

“We have a Shrek!”

A Møøse once bit my sister … No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.

Fortunately, an Orca rescued her by eating the Møøse!

I goatse what they did there.