It’s the Trump admins War on Tacos

Anything grown yourself

Finish him

Also spraying cow shit or having cow shit near the body of water used to water crops.

Number on and icon completely off.

Gator with no teeth? We call her ole gummy.

Practice with a plastic one first then you can move onto glass.

You think herding cats is hard, wait until you try stacking!

More like a gang of fish out causing mischief.

Uh I get ads in my KIA, just had a popup (while driving) tell me that there are new themes to download for the car GUI. Fuck that shit, I am letting KiA do a buy back as soon as I get my Slate.

Doesn’t anybody chew their corn?

If they can scream about hell and damnation I can yell about FIRE! FIRE! and damnation brimstone. Crack down on this airlines or nobody is gonna have a good flight.

But the finger is.

Scat

Since the battery in the pen stopped charging, almost never now.

Cat IS vacuum.

If the furnace goes out its the landlord who pays - Renting

If the furnace goes out you are out $1000s - Home Owner

Only one I can think of is the cost of fixing shit.

Oops all thermal paste!

*Every weekend marked by dozens of US deaths from gun violence.

Doesn’t matter what holiday it is.

Never being able to fart when the need arises has gotta be torture.