And if you are doing it because you’re racist that’s OK, just don’t be too obvious about it.

Well, I’m sold. They’re people just like you and me.

Now that I’m enlightened, I may consider not immediately skull-fucking the first mannequin I see down at the local shops (without their consent).

Yes, the authorities have announced that the issues have been resolved, mission accomplished! (Please clap). Just don’t look behind the curtain back there - er…I mean, everything’s just fine! Nervous laughter

I’M ADDICTED TO THE HUSTLE, THAT RISE AND GRIND LIFESTYLE. I EARN $1000 BEFORE I TAKE MY FIRST SHIT IN THE MORNING. (the big bowl of cocaine for breakfast is completely unrelated, I swear)

I’ve never thought about the accumulated trauma of mannequins before. We must raise awareness!

The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?

Wouldn’t that be more of an inside job?

For fun and profit

Then scaring it out

Deep cut

Fair enough. But when the real stuff is $15 for a sliver that lasts the afternoon… we take what we can get I suppose

Have you tried sartori or belgioioso Parmesan? They aren’t parmegiano Reggianio, but they definitely scratch a similar itch. If you’re talking about “American cheese” itself then, yeah, you either know that that’s not cheese or are living in ignorant bliss not knowing what cheese actually is

Perhaps someone with multiple instances of curiosity?