recruit me at 39 and I hurt my back on day 1 tying my boots
If there’s a draft, I hope the MAGAs cry when their kids and grandkids get dragged off to boot camp.

When the draft hits but I’m trans.

I’m sure undesirables like us who can’t be forced into the military will be forced into work camps.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/442nd_Infantry_Regiment
The 442nd Infantry Regiment is the most decorate unit in U.S. military history. This is because they were all Americans of Japanese decent during WWII and were sent on suicide missions.
Autist here, can I join ya? I’ve got Fallout 1 and 2 on disk.
On disk!? 👀
Birthday gift from when I was like 12. Got the both of them at a pawn shop in rural Arkansas.
Holy shit you guys I can still join the Army and be out with full bennys by the young old age of 61! jfk
Man, I did some light manual labor yesterday and I can barely stand today. I can’t go to fucking war without severely endangering every friendly around me.
So no, 45 is not the new thirty fucking anything.
Actually, that sounds like you’re perfect for the American military.
An impediment to the U.S. military, you say? Now you really do have a moral obligation to sign up.
I don’t feel 35
I got banned for being trans 😎
Hard pass.
Retirement doesn’t exist. Only hospice.
Look at fancy pants, planning to die inside like a millionaire.
Yeah, I’m white.
Isn’t 35 also too old for the draft?
You’re never too old to soak up an FPV drone
Draft age gonna change in any real war.
Most of war is getting things fixed or moving to the front line fighting. For every battalion fighting there is another fixing cars, doing laundry, cooking, or getting the paperwork in order for all of those. Doctors are just as important to an army as soldiers. None of those jobs is too much for a 35 year old getting 4 years of service in.
Ageist nonsense.
They used to contact out most of that stuff for us Marines
35 is too young imo, or should be the minimum age
Yeah, it should be, but 18-24 y/o’s are much easier to indoctrinate and radicalize, as well as far more reckless in their tolerance for risky activities.
I assume they target 42 as the median age for men midlife crisis
The next forever war is overdue.
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