Whenever I feel dumb, I remind myself that there are still morons out there falling for crypto pump-and-dump rug pulls

Honestly, game looks pretty cool. It’s giving me some Killzone vibes from the weapons and glowing red eyes

Damn, how’d you get a picture of me at the company Christmas party?

Management when people can barely afford food

Last game I pre-ordered was Cyberpunk 2077. Yeah, it’s a fun and really good now but when it released it was basically unplayable until Phantom Liberty was released. I had already said I would never pre-order a game and I made an exception for CDPR and got Cyberpunk, and I was immediately burned. For real-sies this time, no more exceptions. I will never pre-order another game until the day that I die.

RIP as in Rest In Piss ayy lmao

Gonna be a coin toss between Mr. Highway’s Thinking About the End by A Day To Remember, or Gasoline by I Prevail

Honourable mention goes to Winning by C.H.A.Y.

I’ve read this multiple times, and I am just not getting anything from it. What’s happening here, and do I have more reason to dislike Epic?

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass

Colosseum: Road to Freedom

It’s a PS2 game where you play as a gladiator. There’s plot where you rise up the ranks to duel other gladiator camps’ champions for a chance to spar with Ceasar, and you get involved in a plot to murder him with a couple different endings based on what decisions you make.

The gameplay is some fun button mashing and the battles are fucking rad. Bladed weapons do more damage to unarmored opponents, blunt weapons can break limbs and have a better chance to knock off armor, curved swords and flails can reach around shields and armor. There’s “hunting” fights were you go up against bulls or tigers. And then the mock battles. They set up like a fake city or fake boats in the colosseum to recreate real battles from wars that the gladiators fight in.

There’s even a glitch where you bypass all of the endings and the game just continues forever with random fights at the colosseum every couple of days. Makes me think the devs were planning on making the game endless, but didn’t finish it or it got cut for some reason. But yeah, I really want a new gladiator game

We having hamburger tonight cuz that steak is SHREDDING

Whæt the fuck? How common is that?

And everyone clapped!

Those are some… Very interesting tools you have there. Big fan of the scissors that are actually just a copper pipe