Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

I’m doing my part

All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens

There’s only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

Nah mate

It’s snowing 😭

Just came back from the park, very good advice

I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

Me: goes outside to touch grass, but it’s raining.

Can’t, I’m allergic, or at least I would assume I am I’ve never actually been outside to check but I can’t take that risk.

Grass is frozen, got frost bite.

Last time I went outside a LOOOOT of people died…I think I’ll stay here for now.

Last time I was outside didn’t end well…

E: words