Old list, needs a few Minecraft movie quotes added XD

If there’s not an assassination, I’m not interested

If I see an ICE vehicle in my city, I’m going to REDACTED

Repugnantcans The party of misanthropic fascist vermin cheated the system to stack the highest court in the land with loyalists who now nearly unconditionally support anything Trump says/wants. It’s legal because they literally put in writing that any/everything he does is.

Edit: you right

A bug 😁

I’m not a robot, I’m just dyslexic 😭

Hemorrhoids

That means I’m a breach-loader and sea cucumbers are muzzle-loaders

Baba is approaching rapidly

He clearly started the fire

Not to mention brand new mental illnesses! 😄

I mean, so was I…

I wouldn’t say I grew out of it, but in comparison I like to think I grew into it

It’s a very low bar

Dangit, I took the screenshot and everything XD.

He owned a cybertruck, that’s a safe bet

But could you handle being beans? 🧐

https://www.tumblr.com/tricktster/720423412719288320/around-when-i-first-started-dating-my-boyfriend-i

you cannot understand how devastating it is to my ego that i am beans.

I haven’t seen it yet and I’m scared to 😅