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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Believe and be saved!

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Believe and be saved!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    I believe that Ronald may be made of asbestos

  • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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    He clearly started the fire

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Maybe. All I know is that Billy Joel and his crew didn’t.

      • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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        Why do some folks have a [+1] after their names?

        • Fuck spez@sh.itjust.works
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          Are you using Voyager? That might be the user tags feature that’s counting your upvotes per user. You can toggle it in the settings.

          • maccentric@sh.itjust.works
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            I am, thanks for the info. I just enabled that feature recently and didn’t realize that was part of it. Cheers

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    Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.

    So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    You’ll be safe under his golden arches

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    Turns fire into fried hamburgers!

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    Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.

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    This could become a religion.

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      It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.

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    It secretly believe in ronald. It’s just that I hate him and wish he weren’t real.

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      My child, have you thought about how your the only thing standing between your soul and eternal hellfire is a Quarter Pounder meal deal?

  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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    Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Fire cannot kill a dragon

  • thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world
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    6 hours before: “This is fine”

  • alekwithak@lemmy.world
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    I lay on a white hot bench
    Glowing arches overhead
    In the lap of a paint chipped clown

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap

  • Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works
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    God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.

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