Duck dick. The corkscrew comes out of the head.

I don’t think we’d be able to take over Mexico just like that. Fighting cartel’s would be nearly impossible given they have billions of dollars, are in their own territory, and don’t have any rules of engagement.

I wouldn’t even hide that watch up my ass.

It’s the shit chemicals being injected that don’t kill you for an hour that scares people.

Whatever, we’re all living like we’re 18 and our bodies and minds are so so tired.

Worried, concerned, alarmed. Shut the fuck up if you aren’t going to take action now, and tell us what those actions are. We know they are actively destroying what they can while making bank. These words mean nothing if you say them and never take action. Maybe in a different time they would carry weight, but not today.

Good thing we won’t have books soon.

That’s so they can release the real footage of all those blacks and Mexicans who tried to over throw the capitol. The memorial in honor of Ashli Babbit, who gave her life to stop a wave of darkies, will be a major attraction for American patriots who wish to pray and learn about her life. Expected to open to the white public in 2029.

I’ve had enough good news. I’m going to leave without my family because I’m the only minority that can’t pass for white and no one is helping me 😉

I don’t want to live through it.

So regular Cheetos are dried cheetah dicks.

You heard them, nothing to worry about. Just a few hundred billion more cracks and perhaps MAGA may, potentially start falling apart, maybe. But you all can settle down, now.

God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.

Fuck those people. They’re your coworkers not your Grammy. If you can, tell them to stop or ask someone you trust to. If they don’t stop that’s harassment even if covered in humor or followed by self depreciation. They’re like the people that bitch about “ethnic food” smells but everyone has to be quiet when they peel open their Tupperware and the room smells like a brussels sprouts asshole.