Linux gamer, retired aviator, profanity enthusiast

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  • My high school girlfriend did a very light version of this. Very early on, we were in a convenience store parking lot getting gas or something, I climb into the car and she says, “Look, when I say ‘maybe,’ I mean ‘yes,’ okay?” It wasn’t a continuation of any conversation we were having, I guess she was doing that chick thing where she has most of the conversation in her head and only shares the end of it with you.

    Dozens upon dozens of times, we’d have this conversation: “Wanna do it?” “Maybe.” “…and maybe means yes.” I never neglected to remind her she’d said that.

    Later on, I had another girlfriend who liked to be chased. Literally. Tag was foreplay to her. We’d get through the front door of the house and she’d go tearing off into the bedroom and jump fully clothed under the covers, often giggling. This would often start with her pulling herself out of my arms. I talked to her that chasing her through the house to a hiding place, taking the blanket off of her, undressing her, and fucking her felt a little bit non-consentual. She just…liked to be chased. So she agreed to say something like “Come get me!” before taking off. Yes, Ma’am!"





  • Naw, not the tar, the tahre, the black rubber thang 'roun uh wheeyul, s’fulla ahr? It jus plum blew ayout. Ah tell ya i’us sygogglin downna road 'are for a minnit, but ah gotter stopped. y’all gonna seyun sumbuddy ta fix’t?"

    A major component of a tarheel accent is the “eye” sound comes out as “ah.” Ah’m goin tuthuh stower to bah sum ahce creem. “Tire” beceomes “Tahre”, which is not identical to how we pronounce “tar.”

    I’m from a particular area where it is sometimes useful to speak like a native, and sometimes it’s useful to speak like not a native. Naturally my accent isn’t very thick but I can put more on or take it off, even mid-sentence. Which is useful mostly for mocking people.