The Mission Impossible theme, you know, the “Dun! Dun! DADA! Dun! Dun! Duhduh!” one, written in 5/4 time? That’s supposed to spell MI for Mission: Impossible, in Morse code. --.. dash dash dot dot, MI. The first two notes are dotted quarter notes, 1.5 beats each for a total of 3 beats, then two quarter notes for each dot, total of 2 beats, grand total of 5 beats per measure. 5/4 time.

FIND A PRACTICAL USE FOR THAT SHIT.

False! The Russians caught Mir on fire at least once. So fire has also been seen in low Earth orbit.

Point of order: Deviled eggs aren’t a drink.

Kombucha was what she was reacting to.

Male pharaohs, specifically. The few female pharaohs we have evidence for were buried with one arm crooked over her chest and one at her hip. Probably making sure both halves of her bikini stayed on for the entire slide, while the men in swim trunks weren’t worried about it.

Kitty’s got a comfy little bungalow. Living the feline American dream.

One ten millionth of a quarter of the circumference of some random ass planet somewhere isn’t either.

How was it that “bon apetit” got meme slid into “osteoporosis.”

Bon apetit

bone apetite

bone atrophy

osteoporosis

Fearsome and tiny are an entertaining combination. Deadly ambush predator with keen eyes, sharp claws and long fangs that enjoys sleeping in a shoebox. It’s a comedy act that’s been popular for 10,000 years, I genuinely think it never will stop being funny.

Meanwhile we’ve got entire hardware stores full of sledge hammers.

Also the continuity is just garbage. Sets change for no reason, characters just fucking disappear, I gave up when Degree For Men saved the day.

OH GOD I just remembered Meet The Spartans exists.

No that was the thing that Timothy Olyphant did after Justified.

Okay I missed that one. What was I thinking of?

Was “dead like me” the oen about the pathologist who was a brain eating zombie?

Point of order: International Man Of Mystery and The Spy Who Shagged Me are both 90s films. Only Goldmember is from the 2000s.

I thought it was just Max Whack October, leading up to No Nut November.

House cats average 10 to 12 pounds, they’re on the small side of the feline family, so while they are predators, they’re also prey. So they’ve got basically the same startle response as a squirrel: Explode. Leap into the air limbs akimbo and scramble around until you land then figure it out from there. Aeons of natural selection has apparently selected that as the most successful strategy for small surprised quadrupeds.

Tower cleared me to position and hold (back before it was called line up and wait), then cleared a 737 to land on the runway I was sitting on.

Now it was day VFR conditions and my little ship was painted bright red and white, I wasn’t exactly camouflaged, but I called the tower with my entire tail number and position. RALEIGH TOWER, NOVEMBER ONE TWO THREE ALPHA BRAVO HOLDING POSITION FIVE RIGHT.

Made a great lesson for my student, the tower WILL forget about you and clear a jet 500 times your mass to land on you.

You’re not the first.

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